I felt I had to share this story.
At church on Sunday, my good friend Keith was publishing the bans of marriage for a number of people. Among them were some other pals of mine, Brian and Anna.
So you can imagine my suprise when Keith accidentally published the bans of marriage between Brian and ALAN. You could almost see the ripple of anglican disapproval that went round the congregation.....
Poor old Keith.... He got it right the second time round although he did go on to refer to one of the other pastors as "hot".