One of the best and worst things about commuting is the bits of conversation you over hear.
Sometimes it is a very loud conversation that forces you to turn up your MP3 / video Player (birthday present - very nice) and sometimes it's hilarious.
So here it is:
".... and I found out it was my neighbour I was kissing".
That's all I heard before my tea started to flow down my nose and out of my ears as I tried to stop laughing.