I confess that, in recent weeks I have not been bothered to write on this here blog.
I must note that we've had some exciting new announcements on my little journey to work - "in this festive season, please do keep a look out for any suspicious items OR PEOPLE and report them to a member of staff or a police officer".
Yes, how festive.
Yes, officer, that man over there. The one who looks like he isn't from round here....
That's gonna work.